Τι μπορεί να σημαίνουν οι παρακάτω οδηγίες προφύλαξης?

Ορίστε μερικές αυθόρμητες επεξηγήσεις.

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.

If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.

Do not drive a stations wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.


Περισσότερα εδώ.